Group #21: Man-whores

Let’s set this straight, man-whores are whores. Women do not have a monopoly on the term. Man-whores will always be whores, despite their sexual orientation.

Man-whores are the worst, based on the fact a double standard exist between the genders. A man is almost expected to be a whore, but there are some that take it to another level. When your drinking buddy from college pulls you aside to talk about settling down, you should probably reevaluate your whoredom.

If you are challenging yourself by how many one-night liaisons you can get away with in a week, you are a whore. If you have sex in order to move up, you are a whore. If you keep a year’s supply of condoms handy, then you are a careful whore.

Better have a good job, because sooner or later, you may get one pass the field goal. Go ahead and budget in child support.

Man-whores: stop ticking me off!

Group #15: Guys Who Use Cheesy Pickup Lines

It's bad enough going through life as a woman. Every civilization on earth sees you as a baby machine, or a man-pleaser. You get that painful, annoying thing every month, and people call you a bitch for showing a little leadership. So understand when I don't jump for joy when you tell me my pants are like a mirror. I don't see you in them!

Cheesy pickup lines should stay in 1970s sitcoms where they belong. Nothing says "I still live with my mother" than a inappropriate pick-up line. What's my sign??? Whatever happened to "hi" ? And stop telling me how much you love a woman with curves, or a full-figured woman. I know what you mean, and the answer is no. Plus, telling me how much you love full-figured women is like telling me you think I'm chubby, but doable.

You are not clever, sir. I actually feel sorry for you. But I still won't sleep with you. So I don't need another bone in my body, I don't wanna know how long I've been running though your mind, and I may scream your name later, but only to point you out to the cops, you perv!

Guys Who Use Cheesy Pickup Lines: stop ticking me off!