Saturday, May 2, 2009

Group #21: Man-whores

Let’s set this straight, man-whores are whores. Women do not have a monopoly on the term. Man-whores will always be whores, despite their sexual orientation.

Man-whores are the worst, based on the fact a double standard exist between the genders. A man is almost expected to be a whore, but there are some that take it to another level. When your drinking buddy from college pulls you aside to talk about settling down, you should probably reevaluate your whoredom.

If you are challenging yourself by how many one-night liaisons you can get away with in a week, you are a whore. If you have sex in order to move up, you are a whore. If you keep a year’s supply of condoms handy, then you are a careful whore.

Better have a good job, because sooner or later, you may get one pass the field goal. Go ahead and budget in child support.

Man-whores: stop ticking me off!

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